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Saturday, February 25, 2012
The Elote Cafe is A-maize-ing.
Companion: Jasmine
I find myself on vacation with Jasmine in Sedona, AZ. Long time Readers know both the Old Master and I grew up in the South West, and he is to blame for my love of Mexican food. So where do we go for dinner? A Mexican restaurant... thank you captain obvious. We considered going to anoter place (not Mexican) recommended by the hotel bar manager... but the reviews on Yelp were so bad, we decided to try for something else. The best rated joint in town is The Elote Cafe... a Mexican restaurant that doesn't take reservations and features a 1-2 hour wait. Note the cuisine is real Mexican food (or perhaps Mexican inspired... the Chef makes everything his own, with great results), so if you are looking for Tex-Mex, you are in the wrong place.
When we arrived, we found a mob in the lobby, many waiting for drinks and popcorn (more on that later), and Chef Jeff tucked away in the corner being interviewed by CNN. Obviously a good sign.
Some readers tell me my humor is corny. Well if you like corn (the food, not the humor), this restaurant is all about it. It is, after all a staple of true Mexican food, so you're just going to have to suck it up and deal if corn isn't your thing. Elote is a Mexican street food consisting of roasted corn on the cob, mayonaise, lime and chili powder. Of course it is on the menu and Chef Jeff makes it better than any I've had... his is "deconstructed" (off of the cob) making it shareable by everyone at the table. This was so good, had I been with anyone other than Jasmine, I wouldn't have been quite so willing to share. It really is that good.
I'd like to say that the portions put the "lot" in Elote, just for the bad pun, but most of the portions were well sized. Plenty of food for your money, and you won't leave hungry, but in most cases not TOO much (I hear the Lamb shank in Adobo will feed two and the Pastel de Elote definitely needs to be shared). Jasmine and I split everything so we could try more. We also tried the Roasted beet salad, with arrugala, a honey vinaigrette dressing, and some unbelievably nummy roasted pumpkin seed crusted goat cheese balls. As Goat cheese, beets and arrugala is one of Jasmine's favorite flavor combinations, she was in heaven (and so was I). It really is that good.
For an Entree we shared the shrimp enchiladas, which had bacon in them. This really sent an already great dish totally over the top. They were accompanied by some truly amazing, and appropriately portioned black bean refritos and perfectly done rice (miles away from the mountain of canned refried beans and dry rice that clog your plate and your arteries at your typical Texican Cantina del caca).
I was so blown away, I just had to meet the chef. Jeff Smedstad is charming, friendly and a gracious host who truly loves what he does and it shows through both his food and his personality. His goal is to make people happy through his food, and at this he succeeds admirably. After a quick chat, he disappeared back into the kitchen, as he is a very hands on chef, making sure everything is perfect. So many chefs make a name for themselves and coast on their accolades. Jeff is not one of those chefs. He cooks for the love of it. If you do what you love, success will follow, and it has followed Jeff Smedstad. The only negative I have seen about his restaurant is the wait, but if you don't like to wait, suck it up and deal. There are plenty of places to sit, including an outdoor heated patio, with blankets for the colder months. There is also a bar with an admirable selection of tequilas and other beverages. If all you want is water, they will gladly hook you up. The bar is also where you will find free Palomitos (popcorn), with Jeff's special touch of course... a tasty chili pepper seasoning (not too hot) which is also for sale at the front desk. The palomitos is great, and can help take the edge off while you wait. If you don't want to wait for one of the best meals you will ever eat, take your crybaby prima donna self somewhere else... my wait will be shorter. :) Or better yet, put your big girl panties on and deal. :) It really is that good.
Speaking of for sale at the front desk, Chef Jeff also has put out a cookbook, which I couldn't resist buying, and it is so well put together, I will probably read it cover to cover. He holds nothing back, shares all of his tips and tricks, and every recipe on the menu at the time of this writing appears to be in the book. Equally as impressive is the passion he has for the food he creates, and it shows in his writing. He came back out of the kitchen and signed the book for us, and spent a few more minutes talking food and cooking. Very genuine, and a totally chilled out Zen guy. My kinda cat.
Dinner was so good we went back (and waited) the next night. It really is that good. Bowl of palomitos in hand, and with Jasmine for company, it went rather quickly. We had another of those amazing roasted beet salads, and split the Carne Asada, which was cooked to perfection. Why share an entree? We needed room for dessert in the desert. In this case it was the Pastel de Elote which adorns the cover of the cookbook. A sweet corn cake topped with cajeta (goat milk caramel) cinnamon ice cream, whipped cream, berry compote and super-sweet corn (roasted and dehydrated corn kernels that are crunchy and oh so yummy... they add great texture to an already amazing dessert). In the words of George Tekai... "Oh, Myyyyyy".
One (okay, two) of the best meals I have had in my life. Chef Jeff is a true artist. If you are visiting the Sedona area (or are within a day's drive) come here for dinner. If you aren't near Sedona, plan a vacation. The food really is that good.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Art's BBQ... edible, but not art.
Restaurant: Art's Bar-B-Q Altamonte Springs, FL, Near Crane's Roost Park
Companions: The Old Master, Jasmine
OK, so it's the Old Master's Birthday, and besides Mexican food, he Loves Bar-B-Q. Quite the 'Cue connoisseur, when he tells me he has found the best 'Cue since he has been in Florida, I'm definitely intrigued. In my mind, as my regular readers know, not much can beat Keller's (see the previous post). So Jasmine and I head on up to Altamonte Springs, to spend some time with him, celebrate his 77th birthday, and hope to be impressed. Well, Y'all (in my best southern, 'cue lovin', rib munchin' accent) we ain't. Maybe it was just the hype, or maybe I'm spoiled, but Keller's has this place beat by a mile. Don't get me wrong, they did do some things well, but there were a few places where they just fell flatter than a frog on I-4 during rush hour.
Tips on foursquare warned us that the service was slow, and the people were rude. I'm pleased to report very firendly staff, and while the food did take a bit to come out, I suspect it was because some things wree being made fresh to order (Like my fried okra). Which seemed like it was commercially breaded, but better than most non-homemade I have had and seemed fresh out of the frier. The baked beans totally rocked. Great and unusual flavor. picked peppers or something in them, great sauce. Probably the best thing I had there. The St. Louis Style Rips were tender and meaty, and the sauce was good, but NOT Keller's ribs or sauce. Both The Old Master and I had those, and he always doubles up on beans. Here, I can see why. Jasmine's Collard Greens were fair. The coleslaw was way too mayonnaisy and typical of the bad coleslaw found in most BBQ places. Her Pulled pork was well done and had a nice flavor. So far, fair and forgivable, but then they dropped the ball big time. Her sandwich should have been on a bun, but was served with white bread, as were the other dinners. I Wonder who decided to serve Wonder bread instead of Texas toast? In a BBQ restaurant IMO, you've got two bread choices... homemade/parker house/(or even Kings Hawaiian) rolls or Texas Toast. These geniuses give you white bread I wouldn't even feed the ducks down at Crane's roost Park?!?!? I lost all respect for this place when I saw that. A friend pointed out it is part of some Southern BBQ traditions, and he does have a point... but for the sandwich? Really??? I'm giving you an F, Art, because your choice of bread stinks, and has nothing to do with the after effects of the beans. And let's face it... you're going to have sticky fingers after eating BBQ... no moist towelettes? Really? You afraid your patrons with sticky fingers are going to sticky finger a bunch of towelettes for their car or purse? Art isn't a very trusting guy, apparently. At least bring us ONE with dinner then, if you can't leave us a bucket full of them on the table.
The atmosphere was part fast food joint themed BBQ shack, but part Memphis Blues, with pix of blues greats on the walls and blues playing in the background. The thing that really gave me the blues was the white bread and lack of towelettes. The Old Master enjoyed his Birthday dinner, though, and that is what counts I suppose.
Good meat and sauce, fair sides other than the beans (which do rock), and a fail on anything on the table that was white (coleslaw, towelettes, and bread). I'm giving Art's 7 used napkins, because I needed that many, and a trip to the washroom to clean my fingers.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
I'm in Love with Lebanese
Saturday, July 24, 2010
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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Deck the plates with Brats and Sauerkraut, Ya, Yalaha! Ha! La-la-la la...
So this is Christmas, and I'm on a quest (to paraphrase John Lennon)... not a difficult one mind you, but a quest just the same... one frought with the perrils of the highway (complete with Biker gangs and bad traffic, but more on them later). Like I said it's Christmas, and The Buddha needs a Stollen (not talking about the rise in crime at the holidays, either). When you mention Christmas Fruitcake, most folks go "Blech!", but Stollen, dear readers, is the real deal, the often imitated fruitcake traditionally served at Christmastime, and probably the unfortunate inspiration for that most dreaded of holiday gifts, mass produced by wanna-be bakeries trying to make a quick buck by selling you something better suited to be stuck on the front of a building than stuck in your face. Now if you go find a "genuine Stollen" at Publix, you might not be impressed (I wasn't), but fortunately for us there is a German Style Bakery, run by a German baker, who makes them (and lots of other tasty Euro-treats) in the tiny hamlet of Yalaha, Florida. Hamlet is an overstatement, as this town is so small it barely qualifies as a bite, much less a whole ham-let. For those of you without a PhD in Florida Geography, it's about 45 minutes North of Orlando near Howie-in-the-Hills, in Lake County. Where?!?! Don't panic, just click the link at the top of this page for their website, then follow the maps on their page.
So I put out the call to a couple of foodie friends, and the Black Belt Chef was up for the trip. Having a black belt along when there are biker gangs involved is always a plus... "Ever meet a Ninja in a bar? It's a lot of fun!" So what's with all the Biker gangs, you ask? County roads 19 and 48 in Lake County are a beautiful, curvy, relatively untraveled pair of byways, perfect for motorcycle cruising. When the Chef and I pull in, there are 10 bikes in the parking lot, and as we walk up to the bakery another 20 or so pull in together (not to mention about 30 cars). Fortunately, the bikers here are generally the friendly sort, just weary travelers like ourselves, looking to get their grub on, German style.
The bakery is ALWAYS packed on the weekends... get there early, and take a number folks. So Chef and I wait, load up the car with pastries and bread (and a stollen), and then wander back inside to hit the Deli for lunch. Deli? WTF? I thought you said bakery! Well, with all of this good bread, you've got to have some meat to put on it, right?
The building also houses a deli, which ships in all of ther meats from Geier's Sausage Kitchen in Sarasota (the subject of a future quest/blog... suffice to say it totally rocks and is worth the drive). However on the weekends, besides sandwiches, they have specials, which brings me to the true subject of this post... The Saturday special was Bratwurst (choice of smoked or not), Sauerkraut, German Style potato salad (not the over-vinegared crap some folks pass off as German style potato salad here in the South, either) and a Pretzel. The kraut is perhaps the best I've ever had, resplendent with bay leaves and juniper berries (which you pick out), and the potato salad, served warm, is amazing. As it was a nice day, we chose to sit outside and listen to the "band" play a mix of classic rock and Christmas carols... bizarre, but it somehow worked. I might have just been overly hungry, but this may have to make my list of Best Meals Ever (and at $7.95 is certainly the cheapest of them). It should be noted that the crowds are thick during the weekends, and this is not someplace to visit if you are in a hurry. The service at the counter is friendly and helpful, but moves at the speed of an inebriated gastropod, motivating vertically upon a raised land mass. The food however is definitely worth the wait in line.
Having had our fill of good German cuisine, we moved on to Lake county's other well known foodie destination, Lakeridge Winery. The tour is informative and not too long, but a little sales pitchy. However I'm quite willing to sit through a sales pitch for some free wine. :) Here's a hint... if there is something not in the tasting that you really want to try, they'll hook you up at the "bar" in the gift shop. The Pink Crescendo (a methode champagnoise sparkling wine is quite tasty, though pricey. The surprising find is the Cream Sherry from the San Sebastian winery, their sister winery in St. Augustine. The Chef was quite thrilled with it, and I added this stop to our itinerary specifically to pick up a bottle of it for myself for the holidays.
Overall I give it 8 Juniper berries in a truly amazing mound of sauerkraut.